- Social media overlord
The social media overlord unforgivably spams their story with a mixture of thirst traps and Instagram reels. They’re definitely keeping your feed interesting, or at least your group chat.
- Serial pencil borrower
The serial pencil borrowers of Lowell plague the hallway, perpetually in a dreamy state as they burden another person with the doomed whisper, ‘’Hey, do you have another pencil I can borrow?’’ Seldom do they give it back.
- Alpha male
Although ‘’alpha’’ may inspire confidence in some, here at Lowell, being the ‘’alpha male’’ of the pack implies Republicanism: ensured social suicide. Somehow, though, he’s always devastatingly smarter than you.
- Woke warrior
They will definitely reprimand the ‘’bigot’’ who hate-crimed them (the barista who gave them a plastic straw), while posting infographics about harvesting oat milk since it’s “beneficial” for BIPOC. They’re busy protesting against right-handed scissors.
- NPC (Non-Player Character)
The Lowell NPC keeps their Adidas track pants, running shoes, and cardinal Lowell hoodie in rotation. Will they talk to you in class? Will they say anything during group discussions? Probably not. But you can count on them for good grades and to help out the community through a fake volunteering group.
